My Head Is Spinning!!

It started simply enough. I innocently asked Mikey how many hours he worked last week so I could file his unemployment report today. He says my week isn't over yet. I say not the pay week, the calendar week of 08/16-08/22 is what I need to file today before I go to work. He then launches into an elaborate explanation of how his pay week works ( which I already knew!). I, very patiently, explain that he worked 3 days last week, Wednesday, Thursday & Friday. How many hours did he work in that 3 day period? But my week isn't over yet! OMG!!!! Tell me how many hours you worked in the three days that you did work!! And, finally, he got the message before I had to choke him.